Revenge Party

Cady, don't be sorry Now you know Regina George is not your friend We are your friends, and we're gonna make her pay You know what friends do? They got your back, and they are fun to be around (Whoa, whoa, whoa) When someone hurts you, then they attack And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa) Imagine a party with dresses and cake And singing, and dancing, and cake And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half And this time it'll take (Now that's a party) It's a revenge party A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike Whoa, whoa, it's a revenge party with your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what it's like (let me) I'll bring the glowsticks, I'll bring balloons And we'll have chocolate ice cream cones (party) Whoa, whoa, whoa I'll be the DJ, spinnin' the tunes on a turntable made of her bones We'll get a piñata 'cause would be fun And play dress up, and Barbies and tag And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun And we'll stuff her remains in a bag And throw 'em in the river A revenge party A party that ends with entrails all over the lawn A revenge party with your two best friends And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch) I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, bitch) (Party) What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing? Is she back with Aaron? Regina, Regina She has everything, she gets everything Regina, Regina, Regina A revenge party A party that ends with somebody crushed and alone And ugly crying A revenge party with your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina She has everything, she gets everything Regina, Regina, Regina At every party, there might be a lull Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa) You might be thinking, "It's late, we should go" And they ran out of chips No! I can't even watch when she touches his hair And I've watched a snake eat a cow Regina needs to be toppled Sorry, Gretchen, I swear We'll get our party now One candy cane, please A revenge party! A party that ends with lions in a Roman arena (She has everything, she gets everything) (Regina, Regina, Regina) Oh, ho, ho, candy cane gram for Shane Omen (She has everything) And one for Cady Heron (she gets everything) Four for Glen Coco? You go Glen Coco! (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco) And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye Who sent that? Oh, it's from (Regina! Regina! Regina!) "Thanks for being a such a great best friend" It's a revenge party A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike A revenge party with your two best friends It's like a party with revenge is what it's like A party with revenge is what it's like (let me) A party with revenge (with revenge, with revenge) Is what it's like