No Cowboy

Well I ain't no cowboy I don't wear no hat I don't punch no cattle Or put hot iron to ass I'm no vaquero I'm no top hand I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man 'Cause I ain't no cowboy Gas is up three-fifty And I'm running on 'E' Guess I gotta quit driving Use my own two feet It's times like these I wish I rode an old paint But you can't afford a filly On musician's pay 'Cause I ain't no cowboy I don't wear no hat I don't punch no cattle Or put hot iron to ass I'm no vaquero I'm no top hand I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man 'Cause I ain't no cowboy I don't haul no trailer And I don't haul hay I couldn't tell you if it's felt or straw season I couldn't care either way But we ain't so different No, truth be told We both think buckle bunnies are hot And drink our yellow bellies rodeo cold 'Cause I ain't no cowboy I don't wear no hat I don't punch no cattle Or put hot iron to ass I'm no vaquero I'm no top hand I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man 'Cause I ain't no cowboy Well I ain't no cowboy But I like football But the ones in Dallas Oh they just piss me off Get me believing We're going all the way this year Then it's a first-round exit This shit ain't fair 'Cause I ain't no cowboy I don't wear no hat I don't punch no cattle Or put hot iron to ass I'm no vaquero I'm no top hand I'm no John Wayne or the Marlboro Man 'Cause I ain't no cowboy Wish I's a little less high strung Wish I's a little more free A little more like you friend And a whole lot less like me Maybe I should've been a cowboy I never learn my lesson But if it ain't too late Think I'll change my profession Maybe I should've been a cowboy I should've worn those hats Should've punched some cattle Or put hot iron to ass Like an old vaquero A chance to be top hand Like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man Just like John Wayne or the Marlboro Man You'll call me John Wayne or the Marlboro Man But I ain't no cowboy