Seppuku (feat. Baldie Balboa)

If you don't get no hos and you not get no money Turn this fuckin' song off right now (this historical) This sh- this shit not gon' make no sense to you Something is detrimentally wrong with these niggas, for real Like niggas wake up in the morning every fucking day Just decide to be broke Niggas wake up they got there 4 p.m., pissed off "Oh, I ain't got no money, oh, I don't like my job Oh, my bitch just left me, blah, blah" Like nigga get yo' broke ass up and make some fuckin' money, nigga If I was that down bad I'd kill myself, for real Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You broke ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You ho ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You broke ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You ho ass nigga Yeah, said she wanted five guys, she ain't talkin' 'bout burgers I pull up with four friends and that pussy get murdered JK, I don't do trains I ain't sharin' no brain, that's my baby, no Gerber (that's my baby!) I'm a earner, I'm a flirter (ching!) Lil' left curve, mid-size won't hurt her (whoa) Turnin' down pussy like Lil Nas X If it ain't my girl or my ex I'ma curve her I just got the lamb I ain't talkin' 'bout 'borghini (skrr) Throw it over rice, then I cut in some zucchini (chop, chop, chop) I ain't gonna cap, I be with shorties that is teeny But when we all on, shit, I promise she be eating (yum) I promise she be eating, meat is what she needing Lil' sex addict, I be really at the meetings (I really be there) I really got a sponsor, I'm really that sleazy (for real) I can't say no, shit, it's really that easy (I need help) Whole time I'm with her I'm like "Damn should I leave her?" (Hmm) Whole time I'm single I'm like "Damn, I really need her" (what the fuck?) I really got OCD diagnosed (no cap) Baby, I can't help it, I was born to be a cheater Ayy, pop out with two sticks, think I'm Chinese Let the twin Glocks slide, and they Siamese I be on that shit, mmm, I'm fleas (whoa!) Suckin' on her titty like I'm three (this is real hip-hop) These niggas is gluten-free vegan pizza They got a little sauce, but don't come with no bread or cheese Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You broke ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You ho ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You broke ass nigga Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump You ho ass nigga If I lived like you I would jump off a bridge (kill yourself) Make a nigga wanna kill myself (end it all) If I was you I would kill myself (end it all) Swear to God, y'all so down bad (bro) When I didn't got no bread I'm mad How could you ever get so down bad? (Goddamn) T'd up and I stay in my bag (Goddamn) T'd up Nigga just die if you don't make the cut (die) Text your bitch like wine in my cup Fire react 'til I'm all in her guts Only time I'ma cap is on top of her jugs Hop out the whip in some boots like Blade I'm with 57 niggas, it's a pride parade (we gay!) Look at me wrong, you gon' die today (you'll die, nigga) You ain't made no bread, you should die today (you should die, nigga) How many times you gon' post that link? (Oh my God) I'm startin' to think bein' broke is a kink Y'all do down bad, nigga, I'm on the brink I'ma hit Bumbo's, nigga, I need a drink Here go another player tip You gotta kill yourself You niggas so broke you should jump off a cliff You should jump out a plane, you should jump out a whip You should jump off a train, you should jump off a ship You should jump off the porch, you should jump out a blimp You should jump off a skyscraper onto a moving car It doesn't matter who you are You should jump down the stairs, you should jump off my dick These niggas so broke this shit make me sick Touch some grass, touch some bread Bro, touch some grass, touch some bread Talk to some women Oh, I forgot, these niggas is keto These niggas is gluten-free They touch bread they get diarrhea That shit really a illness These niggas lactose intolerant They touch a little cheese and fuck up they whole week