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A Learning Experience Xylophone
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A Learning Experience Xylophone was released on June 30, 2024 by BIC Biscuit as a part of the album Ur Fired LOL
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Release DateJune 30, 2024
LabelBIC Biscuit
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM100

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
BIC Biscuit
BIC Biscuit
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
BIC Biscuit
BIC Biscuit
Composer

Lyrics

Who the hell are you anyway?
Huh?
It's BIC fucking Biscuit, bitch!
Sitting on your couch day after day
Listening to whatever the fuck you have to say
Wondering if you'll ever change
The way your brain works is really strange
You smoke a quarter a day, and that's not good!
Just because it's fun, it doesn't mean that you should
You dropped out of high school sophomore year
But you could do the work that much was clear
Get this guys
He lost his Xbox because he wanted to sit around getting high
And then he started to fail all of his classes, so he lost his Xbox
And his solution to said problem was just to drop out
Tell me what have you done since?
Wake up, smoke weed, rinse and repeat
Dude you didn't even have to fucking cheat
You're smart enough to do the work written on the fucking sheet
You know what else he did around the same time?
He met this girl online that lives like 5 hours away
Convinced himself that he was in love
And then when she wasn't interested
He sent pictures of his penis to her two best friends
Hoping that they'd tell her how good of a penis it is
But then yelled at me for five whole years claiming that I stole her from him
Simply because she cut him off but remained friends with me
(They said it looks like a mushroom)
But what's so much fucking worse, you keep doing the same shit
What makes you think a girl's gonna want you acting like a little prick?
You blame everyone for being a virgin but yourself
Not to mention half the people that you flirt with are out of state
You're 21 now, go to a bar or some shit
I don't fucking know
Go out, dsomething with your life
Maybe you'll finally stop harassing my friends
Switching gears a little bit, here's a story about me
So when I came out to this motherfucker
He goes "nah, you're just easily influenced, you're pulling a you"
Huh??
With all the money he has he still steals my cigarettes
Doesn't even ask
He just takes em' right out of the pack
It's bullshit!
I want my cigarettes back Jack
His name isn't Jack by the way but here's the thing
He spent like $12,000 on retiring Lego sets
With the sole intent of selling them at a tremendous markup
So when you try to buy a set and it's $300 more than retail, get mad at him
He's also an asshole that stole like $500 worth of my stuff
But I'd like to take a moment to deliver a very hefty
FUCK YOU
I got my Blu-Ray player back
He's just a big man child
When he gets upset he goes fucking wild
And he thinks that the fedora is a good style
Everything is everyone's fault but his own
He's never been laid
He's never had a girlfriend
He's never even had his fucking first kiss
Clean up your act
Be a decent human
And then I'll check back in to see how you are doing
The rain is pourin'
So I'll be smokin' on that
Agent Orange
Written by: BIC Biscuit
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