No!

You sent her friends dick pics unsolicited

You thought they'd be impressed, tell her to and move right in

But guess what bitch?

It's really fucking weird

It's the type of thing that'll make you be feared

No one wants to see your dick out of nowhere

At least be courteous enough to comb the hair

Or better yet don't do it at all

That's the option I like the most

Oh, she's gonna love this! (Click)

Alright, XOXO

Love, Me

I don't get the mentality

Of men who want to show their PP

To unsuspecting women not wanting to see

His probably very underwhelming D

Ohh look at this one!

She is such a fucking hot babe

Hey, look at my fucking penis and stuff

Look at how big it is and stuff, I think, maybe, I don't know

Anyway, hope you enjoy! (Click)

Hey babe take a look at this

Ew

Aw what's wrong babe just not in the mood?

No we aren't a thing bitch put that shit away!

I wonder what's with her, maybe she's gay

Nah man put your thinking cap on

She doesn't want to randomly see your fucking dong!

Why take a picture and send it out of nowhere?

It's not beneficial at all

Wow, look at this really hot woman

I bet that she'd like to see my penis

Alright, here's my penis!

Eve did this, she took her away!

Huh?

What the fuck do I even say?

Take some responsibility

Learn from your mistakes

And grow as a person, please

I wonder if that woman over there wants to see a picture of my penis

Hey, excuse me ma'am

Would you like to see a picture of my penis?

It's a cool penis

You should take a look

It's like, it's a picture of my penis!

Here, look at my penis

But no it's all my fault I don't get what goes on in your brain (The girl is hot, she's really really really hot, I must warn you not to send a picture of your penis)

Something snapped inside of you, now you go and act all insane (To her, even if she's really hot, it doesn't matter, it's weird don't do it)

I promise you that I'm not writing these songs out of vein (The girl is hot, she's really really really hot, I must warn you not to send a picture of your penis)

But you've caused a lot of pain, drank away with champagne (to her, even if she's really hot, it's fucking weird, don't do it)

Happy new year!