![Listen to Christmas Sex (That No Condom Sex) [feat. Jamie Demetriou] by Sheeps](/mkimage/image/thumb/Music221/v4/79/f6/36/79f63655-4042-9e84-e371-27b5e39e18a2/5063176058218_cover.jpg/1275x1275bb-60.webp "Listen to Christmas Sex (That No Condom Sex) [feat. Jamie Demetriou] by Sheeps")
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Sheeps
Performer
Jamie Demetriou
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Daran Johnson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Daran Johnson
Producer
Alex Cartlidge
Producer
Lyrics
There's a log on the fire
Baby let's have sex
You're touchin' my body
While I'm kissin' on your neck
There's a red man in the sky
Baby let's get it on
I ain't never been much for condoms baby
Don't make me put it on
Who can say which of us is wrong?
I know I do what I like to do
Please don't make me put a condom on
What do I gotta do to get my point of view through to
You got a body that I like to see
And a mind that knows that I gotta be me
How you gonna make me feel so bad?
It's Christmas time
And I wanna be a dad!
There's a horse with a red nose
And other stuff like that
And Santa would be Santa
With or without his floppy hat
So baby don't make me put it on
I wanna feel it for real
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Yeh yeh yeh!
And I know some people listenin'
Might not like what I've said
But could you bear in mind
She makes me put the condom on my head!
Baby, I know them baby reindeers
Are all out making toys
And I know them stars are in that barn
And that crown is on those boys
And I know that Jesus' daddy
Didn't wear a condom on his head
And all around the world
Little kids are sleeping in their beds
There's a man up the tree
Baby let's have sex
Put some of them kisses on me
Baby take that condom off my head
There's a chimney in the sky
This is the night that I like
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas
Christmas, yeh!
Written by: Daran Johnson
