#SELFIE (Club Mix)

When Jason was at the table

I kept on seeing him look at me

While he was with that other girl

Do you think he was just doing

That to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me

All night last night

And I don't know it's a booty call or not

So, like what do you think?

Did, did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?

Do you see her? She's so short

And that dress is so tacky

Who wears cheetah?

It's not even summer

Why does the DJ keep on

Playing Summertime Sadness?

After we go to the bathroom

Can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first, let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with

XX Pro or Valencia, I wanna look tan

What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about, living with my bitches

Hashtag lit?

I only got ten likes in the last five minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

Let me take another selfie

Selfie, selfie

Let me take a selfie

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy sleeping over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl

With no shoes on, that's so ratchet

That girl is such a fake model

She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays?

Okay, let's go take some shots

Oh no, uh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up

Oh, wait, never mind, I'm fine

Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table

Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my god, Jason just texted me

Should I go home with him?

I guess I took a good selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie