santa boy

Ho

Ho

Ho

I count the days till Christmas time

That's when he comes back in my life

He slides down like a chimney sweep

Walks past the tree

And kisses me

We make love bathed in Christmas lights

He makes me scream, "O Holy Night!"

I beg him please remain with me

But it's plain to see

He's busy

Santa, I respect your wife

What I can't accept tonight

Is other boys, far and near

Getting all your Christmas cheer

Santa, why you gotta do me like other boys?

Take a bite of my cookie and go

Now I feel like a ho

Santa, is this how you treat all your toys?

You play with us then throw away the joy

Guess I'm just one of Santa's boys

Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la

Guess I'm just one of Santa's

I don't believe the way you love

Your other guys compares to us

I wonder, are you ashamed of me?

Or is it you, you hate to be?

Santa, come out, be with me

U-N-I-L-G-B-T

You are gay, but you're too cute

Love yourself like I love you

Santa, why you gotta do me like other boys?

Take a bite of my cookie and go

Now I feel like a ho

Santa, is this how you treat all your toys?

You play with us then throw away the joy

Guess I'm just one of Santa's boys

Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la

Obviously, I can never know what goes on in his head, but

I know I'm the one

And he has to do the work on himself, that comes first, but after that?

I don't know, maybe I'm signing up to be hurt, but what am I supposed to do?

Forget?

I can't

Santa, why you gotta do me like other boys?

Take a bite of my cookie and go

Now I feel like a ho

Santa, is this how you treat all your toys?

You play with us then throw away

Santa, why you gotta do me like other boys?

Take a bite of my cookie and go

Now I be feelin' like

Santa, is this how you treat all your toys?

You play with us then throw away the joy

Like any other Santa boy

You never stay

Like any other Santa boy

Throw me away

Like all these other Santa boys

Now I feel like a ho

Like any other Santa boy, hmm

Obviously, I can never know what goes on in his head, but

I know I'm the one

Like any other Santa boy

Santa, come out

Be with me