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Trash Bag
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Comedy
Trash Bag was released on April 4, 2025 by No Worries If Not as a part of the album No Worries If Not
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Release DateApril 4, 2025
LabelNo Worries If Not
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM87

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Riki Lindhome
Riki Lindhome
Acoustic Guitar
Allie Stamler
Allie Stamler
Violin
Rachel White
Rachel White
Guitar, Bass
Debbie Neigher
Debbie Neigher
Piano
Fred Armisen
Fred Armisen
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Riki Lindhome
Riki Lindhome
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Riki Lindhome
Riki Lindhome
Producer
Polyglam
Polyglam
Producer

Lyrics

A surrogate's like a trash bag
A really expensive trash bag
Let me explain
I've tried everything else
To have a baby naturally through IVF
With a partner's sperm friend's sperm bank sperm
My egg donor egg and adoption
Nothing worked for me
So surrogacy was my only option
It's like in a storm you want a raincoat or umbrella over your head
If you don't have those, you can use a trash bag instead
And you're my trash bag
It's not what I wanted but I'm grateful to have it
It's like a damp towel at the pool
Law and Order Criminal Intent
A street hot dog at 4 am, The Ms. United States Pageant
The mezzanine, softcore porn, nicotine gum
A degree in communications, a sheepskin condom
A divorced dad apartment
Dad's tiny Christmas tree
A blow-up mattress, Peggy, a Porta-Potty
Expired drugs, Tootsie Rolls, a stagehand in the play
Not my first choice but I'll put you in my mouth anyway
And you're also my trash bag
Shielding me from the storm
Keeping me kinda dry
Keeping me sorta warm
I thought I'd be out of the rain now it's true
But I'm not and of the worst choice
My first choice is you
It's like if there's a snack basket on a plane
But you're in the last row
And when you get it there's just Vegan Butter Pretzel Braids
And you're like "oh"
You're my Vegan Butter Pretzel Braids
Like if you're casting a movie
And the first 60 people on your list say no
Who do you get
You get Riki Lindhome
She's no one's first choice but you're out of time
And she will do just fine
You're my Riki Lindhome
It's like a sober bachelor party, tribute bands, a sunflower
Green texts, jazz, a Zoom baby shower
Wearing someone else's bathing suit
A spin-off sitcom
Getting stood up so you have to take your brother to the prom
Like Army Medic Barbie, Donner, Baltic Avenue
The Holy Ghost like sorry no one prays to you
Prequels, Bing, tap water at home
Meat in a can, doing comedy alone
And you're also my trash bag blocking out the rain
A strong fertile bag who can end years of pain
I trusted you immediately
To carry the most important thing in the world to me
It doesn't seem like a fair deal
I wonder how you must feel
That you're the one who goes through the pregnancy
And I'm the one who goes home with a family
I truly don't know what I'd do
Without a trash bag as wonderful as you
Written by: Riki Lindhome
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