Scarecrow Std's

Don't ever fuck a scarecrow without using some protection

Cause scarecrows everywhere go passing round the worst infections

My buddy Backwoods Billy banged one by the barn last Easter

Now his wiener's burning pee, oh yeah he's got a nasty squeezer

Scarecrow STDs from pumping in those hayfilled cheeks

Scarecrow on her knees, I know she's begging for my meat

In the cornfield in the barn, I always got my rubber on

Cause brother I won't stick my John where every country man has gone

Without protection, woah

I learned my lesson, oh

I keep my package all wrapped up, but when that scarecrow backs it up

I sometimes say aw what the fuck, and take it off to feel that butt

Scarecrow STDs from pumping in those hayfield cheeks

Scarecrow STDs from pumping in those hayfilled cheeks

Scarecrow on her knees, I know she's begging for my meat

In the cornfield in the barn, I always got my rubber on

Cause brother I won't stick my John where every country man has gone

Without protection, woah

I learned my lesson, oh

Scarecrow

Scarecrow STDs from pumping in those hayfilled cheeks

Scarecrow on her knees, I know she's begging for my meat

In the cornfield in the barn, I always got my rubber on

Cause brother I won't stick my John where every country man has gone

Without protection, woah

I learned my lesson, oh