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This Combat is Taking Forever
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Singer/Songwriter
This Combat is Taking Forever was released on June 27, 2025 by Twisted Game Songs as a part of the album This Combat is Taking Forever - Single
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Release DateJune 27, 2025
LabelTwisted Game Songs
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM128

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Scott J Patterson
Scott J Patterson
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Scott J Patterson
Scott J Patterson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Scott J Patterson
Scott J Patterson
Executive Producer

Lyrics

This fight's been raging for a goddamn hour
My patience wilts like a trampled-up flower
The DM's flipping through his dusty tomes
Looking up rules for a gnome's throwing stones
He mumbles, he stumbles, he checks the fine print
While my half-elf yawns and nobody gets the hint
We're stuck in this scrum, no end in plain sight
I'd rather fight Tiamat than fight through this night
This combat's taking forever, I can't stay awake
Each turn's a damn eternity, for gods' sake
From the DM's rulebook to the druid's zoo
Speed up this fight, or I'm walking out too
The fighter's distracted, his phone's in his grip
Scrolling through memes while my hit points all dip
Hey, dwarf, put it down! I snarl through my teeth
But he's liking some meme 'bout a troll's funeral wreath
The bard's telling jokes, thinks he's charming the room
While goblins keep swinging, spelling certain doom
This round's like molasses, it's sticky and slow
I'm begging for mercy, let's end this damn show
This combat's taking forever, I can't stay awake
Each turn's a damn eternity, for gods' sake
From the DM's rulebook to the druid's zoo
Speed up this fight, or I'm walking out too
I'm trapped in this battle, my soul's turning gray
Each turn takes an hour, we're wasting the day
The cleric's debating, the rogue's half-asleep
I'm one bad roll from a rage that runs deep
The druid's the worst, oh, that smug elven prick
Cast Conjure Animals, now moves like a brick
Eight wolves on the board, he's nudging each paw
While I'm dodging arrows and cursing the law
Pick up the pace! I yell, voice like a blade
But he's naming each beast like it's some grand parade
The clock's ticking on, my sanity's frayed
This combat's a funeral for fun that we played
This combat's taking forever, I can't stay awake
Each turn's a damn eternity, for gods' sake
From the DM's rulebook to the druid's zoo
Speed up this fight, or I'm walking out too
I'm done with this slog, my soul's checking out
The rogue's picking lint and I want to hit the lout
The DM's still lost in his rulebook's abyss
And the cleric's debating which god to dismiss
I'd sell my own spellbook for one swift attack
To end this damned fight and get our game back
So roll your damn dice, let's wrap up this strife
Or I'll summon a dragon to burn down your life
This combat's taking forever, I can't stay awake
Each turn's a damn eternity, for gods' sake
From the DM's rulebook to the druid's zoo
Speed up this fight, or I'm walking out too
Written by: Scott J Patterson
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