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Fireball
4,387
Comedy
Fireball was released on July 9, 2025 by Twisted Game Songs as a part of the album Fireball - Single
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Release DateJuly 9, 2025
LabelTwisted Game Songs
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM100

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Gene T Patterson
Gene T Patterson
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gene T Patterson
Gene T Patterson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Gene T Patterson
Gene T Patterson
Executive Producer

Lyrics

Stuck in a dungeon, no gold to my name
Kobolds in my face, and the cleric's fucking lame
Spellbook's heavy, but my heart's full of spite
Gonna light this crypt up with some arcane dynamite
I'm no apprentice, I'm a wizard supreme
Forget your lame ass healing potions, I'm living the dream
One somatic gesture, and the whole room's toast
Fireball's my baby, let's burn down the coast
No more sneaking, rogue, put your daggers away
This ain't a stealth mission, it's a blaze of glory day
Point and shoot, let the flames run wild
Fireball's the spell that makes the DM cry
Fireball, let it rip, watch the whole place fry
8 D 6 damage, kiss those minions goodbye
Boom, crash, burn, let the chaos ignite
Fireball, Fireball, we're exploding tonight
Scorch the beholder, roast the troll's ugly mug
Bard's on fire, guess he shouldn't have shrugged
Raise your staff, let the inferno fly
Fireball, Fireball, watching everybody die
Party's screaming, Aim it somewhere else, you dick
But I'm laughing like a lich as the flames start to lick
Fighter's got plate mail, but it's melting to slag
Sorry, bro, you're crispy—blame my spell slot brag
Forget your Eldritch Blast, that's warlock trash
Ice Knife's for hipsters, and Thunderwave's a rash
Fireball's the king, it's the wizard's true jam
One bad reflex save, and you're ash in a can
No counterspell's touching this, I'm a magical god
Arcane focus my power, prepare to be awed
From the Underdark to the tavern's front door
Fireball's the reason we keep settling scores
Fireball, let it rip, watch the whole place fry
8 D 6 damage, kiss your minions goodbye
Boom, crash, burn, let the chaos ignite
Fireball, Fireball, we're exploding tonight
Scorch the beholder, roast the troll's ugly mug
Bard's on fire, guess he shouldn't have shrugged
Raise your staff, let the inferno fly
Fireball, Fireball, watch the hit points die
Roll, roll, roll those dice, let the damage stack
Paladin's praying, but his god ain't got his back
Cast, cast, cast, no regrets, full send
Sorry, Druid, your treant's kindling—make amends
You're not just a caster, you're a walking apocalypse
Turning goblins to charcoal with a flick of your wrist
So crank the volume, let the table go mad,
Fireball's the spell that makes the whole campaign sad
Fireball, let it rip, watch the whole place fry
8 D 6 damage, kiss your minions goodbye
Boom, crash, burn, let the chaos ignite
Fireball, Fireball, we're exploding tonight
Nuke the mind flayer, torch the lich's whole vibe
DM's screaming, My plotline won't survive
Raise your staff, let the inferno fly
Fireball, Fireball, watch the hit points die
Written by: Gene T Patterson
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