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Middleage (D) Humanoid
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Middleage (D) Humanoid was released on January 9, 2026 by Shrimptech Enterprises as a part of the album Viagr Aboys (Japanese Deluxe Edition)
January 9, 2026
LabelShrimptech Enterprises
LanguageEnglish
BPM100
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Standing in my room wearing women's underwear
When I look in the mirror, sometimes I get so scared
What was I doing late last night in the forest outside my house?
What if I'm the cryptid ape-man that the locals talk about?
[Chorus]
Chimpanzees don't look like that
It's gotta be something else
There's a shrine up on the hill back there with empty armadillo shells
[Verse 2]
I woke up at 4am on my neighbour's front lawn
Covered in blood and jelly, and my teeth had grown real long
I got scared and ran away, and I don't know what I done
But I no longer hear the barks of my neighbour's little dog
When I look in the mirror, sometimes I feel so scared
Things I say at parties make me seem mentally impaired
[Chorus]
Chimpanzees don't look like that
It's gotta be something else
There's a shrine up on the hill back there with empty armadillo shells
What if it's the same thing that's been pissin' on my front door?
What if it's an overweight, middle-aged humanoid?
Middle-aged humanoid, hey
[Outro]
I woke up late last night in the forest outside my house
Covered in raccoon blood and rat fur in my mouth
I'm the one that's creepin' 'round and stealing people's cats
I'll use them in a ritual up on the hill out back
Written by: Elias Jungqvist, Henrik Höckert, Linus Hillborg, Oskar Carls, Sebastian Murphy, Tor Sjödén
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