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Reply All Apocalypse
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Reply All Apocalypse was released on December 25, 2025 by CEL Records as a part of the album Wonder What This Button Does
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Release DateDecember 25, 2025
LabelCEL Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Christopher Leslie
Christopher Leslie
Other Instrument
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Christopher Leslie
Christopher Leslie
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Christopher Leslie
Christopher Leslie
Executive Producer

Lyrics

Monday morning, coffee cold
Thumbs are flying, stories told
In the team chat, line by line
Someone crossed a big red line
Donna typed what shouldn't be said
Three little words, now the room's all dead
Susie went quiet, hearts went flat
Yeah, Donna really shouldn't have said that
Scene on red, dots appear
HR's name we all now fear
Screenshots saved, receipts in tow
This thing's about to overflow
It's the reply of apocalypse
Pick a side or bite your lip
Slack is burning, Teams is loud
Office chaos in the cloud
Whispers buzzing, desks divide
Who's gonna stand and who will hide
One bad message, one small chat
Now the office is a minefield
All because Donna called Susie fat
Break room talking, hushed attack
Did you see it? Scroll back, scroll back
Some say cancel, some say grace
Some just want to mute the space
There's a threat of our respect
Another one that says context
Meanwhile Susie's out at lunch
While the rest of us just brace and clench
Someone adds a heart emoji
Someone posts a policy
The boss is typing, then he's not
We all just pray this thing will stop
It's the reply of apocalypse
Pick a side or bite your lip
Slack is burning, Teams is loud
Office chaos in the cloud
Whispers buzzing, desks divide
Who's gonna stand and who will hide
One bad message, one small chat
Now the office is a minefield
All because Donna called Susie fat
Calendar invite, quick sync
Nobody knows what to think
Smiles are fake, the tension's thick
Yeah, productivity's real sick
Donna's crying, Susie's strong
Everyone's saying something wrong
By five o'clock we'll all pretend
We're one big family again
It's the reply of apocalypse
Lessons learned but none that stick
Next week someone will overshare
And we'll all just stare and glare
But tonight we log out, shut it flat
Still talking about that team chat spat
Office lore we won't forget
The day chaos hit
The day Donna sent that text
The day Donna sent that text
Written by: Christopher Leslie
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