If we won the lottery, I got a master plan

I'd wake up grinning like a wild-eyed millionaire man

A rollercoaster in our bedroom, hang on tight

It starts by the pillow, ends by the fridge at night

A lazy river round the house, float past the door Wave to the neighbors as I drift by once more

A go-kart track that never stops, curves fast and wide

With paintball guns up front, just for the ride

I got dreams that go vroom and splash and fly

Every headline starts with local man asks why

If money fell from heaven, I know just what I'd do If we won the lottery, me and you

She just smiles and laughs and shakes her head

Says that's cute, but listen to this instead

She'd give to the church that was kind to her mom The daycare that treats our niece like a prom

The dog rescue she volunteers at every week Says those pups need help more than your jet ski fleet

I got dreams that go vroom and splash and fly She's got plans that lift the world up high

If money fell from heaven, I know just what I'd do If we won the lottery, me and you

She says, let's invest it, make it grow

Set up a trust so our great-grandkids never know

What it feels like to worry, scrape or want

I nod while sketching blueprints, not to flaunt

So I fold up my plans for a rocket to space

Trade interstellar dreams for a practical pace

I'll buy a sensible car, reliable and wise

Great gas mileage at a reasonable price

Turns out love's the jackpot, that's the truth

Balancing dreams with a little common sense, too I'll skip the moon launch, I'll settle the fight

But I still might tweak things just a tiny bit, right

In that reasonable car, I'll install some things really good

Neutron laser blasters under the hood

With a cool heads-up display to shoot all the bad guys

And blast all the slow cars that get in the way