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Snake Bite
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Snake Bite was released on March 6, 2026 by Johnny Thrustwell Foundation as a part of the album Snake Bite - Single
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Release DateMarch 6, 2026
LabelJohnny Thrustwell Foundation
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Johnny Thrustwell
Johnny Thrustwell
Bass
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Johnny Thrustwell
Johnny Thrustwell
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Johnny Thrustwell
Johnny Thrustwell
Producer

Lyrics

Out in the woods where the pine trees sway
A gang o' boys camped the night away
Round the fire with beers in hand
Tellin' tales of love and land
Hayden stood with a belch and a grin"Gotta drain the snake, I'll be back again"
Off he stumbled through the brush and the muck
But he came back howlin"Boys, I'm outta luck!"
Strum that banjo, hear the twangin' sound
Hayden's screamin, floppin' all around"A rattler bit me, right on the tool!
Help me, fellas, don't be cruel!"
They jumped to their feet, hearts a-racin' fast"Gotta suck the poison, make it last!"
Oh, the campfire glowed, and the night got wild
A tale so dirty, it'd make ya smile
His pants hit the dirt, his willy on show
Pale in the moonlight, swingin' to and fro"It's swellin' up big, I'm gonna die!"
He wailed so loud, made the coyotes cry
Big Jim stepped up"I know what to do
Seen it in a movie, I'll suck it through!"
He puckered his lips, gave a mighty pull"Damn, this poison's thick as bull!"
Strum that banjo, hear the twangin' sound
Hayden's screamin, floppin' all around"A rattler bit me, right on the tool!
Help me, fellas, don't be cruel!"
One by one, they took their turn
Mouths on the mission, tongues a-churn
Oh, the campfire glowed, and the night got wild
A tale so dirty, it'd make ya smile
Tommy went next, with a slurp and a frown"It's stuck in there, boys, it won't come down!"
Rusty joined in, gave a grunt and a tug"Feels like I'm milkin' a whiskey jug!"
Hayden moaned loud"It's comin, I swear
Suck it harder, don't stop there!"
They huffed and they puffed, faces turnin' red"Man, this snake's a beast!" they all said
Then Hayden hollered"Here it comes, oh my!
The poison's brewin, gonna hit the sky!"
A geyser shot up, hot and thick and mean
Splashed their faces in a creamy sheen
Jim got it in his eye, Tommy on his lip
Rusty caught a blast, took a mighty sip
They stumbled back, all sticky and sore"What kinda snake juice is this, you whore?!"
Strum that banjo, hear the twangin' sound
Hayden's laughin, rollin' on the ground"No rattler bit me, boys, I lied
Just wanted your lips on my pride!"
They wiped their chins, cussed him to the moon
But they'd all been had by his dirty tune
Oh, the campfire glowed, and the night got wild
A tale so dirty, it'd make ya smile
Now the boys still camp, but they watch ol' Hay
No more pee breaks without a say
The banjo plays on, through the woods so deep
A story of suckin' they'll always keep
So raise your beer to the fire's light
A vulgar yarn on a rowdy night
Hayden's a legend, crude and sly
Tricked his pals with a sticky lie!
Written by: Johnny Thrustwell
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