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I Brake For Pussy
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Rock
I Brake For Pussy was released on May 1, 2026 by Johnny Thrustwell Foundation as a part of the album I Brake For P***y - Single
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Release DateMay 1, 2026
LabelJohnny Thrustwell Foundation
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Johnny Thrustwell
Johnny Thrustwell
Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Shannon Cronin
Shannon Cronin
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Johnny Thrustwell
Johnny Thrustwell
Producer

Lyrics

Yeah, he's rollin' down the highway, king of the trash!
Mustache on fleek, smokin' that ash!
Crank it up, boys—here comes the man!
He's a rail-thin stud in a wife beater stained
Trucker hat tilted, he's gone half-insane.
Bushy 'stache twitchin', cigs in a chain
Puffing out smoke like a freight train's brain!
His rig's a wreck, rust and dents galore
Bumper stickers scream what he's livin' for!
"Honk If You're Horny," he's yellin' it loud
"Flash Your Tits, Babe," he's drawin' a crowd!
No clue he's a clown, he's struttin' so proud
This dude's a legend in his own cloud!
"I Brake for Pussy," that's his creed
Pedal to the floor, chasin' every need!
Rollin' through the dirt, king of the crude
Skinny-ass fool with a big 'tude!
"I Brake for Pussy," hear him shout
Highway hero no one cares about!
"Gas, Grass, or Ass—No Free Rides,"
Sticker's faded, but it's his pride!
Chain-smokin' Camels, he's coughin' up tar
Leanin' out the window, "Show me who you are!"
"If You Ain't a Trucker, You Ain't Shit,"
He's screamin' it loud, throwin' a fit!
"Honk If You're Horny," he's blastin' the horn
"Flash Your Tits," babe, he's loud and worn!
No mirror in sight, he's a walkin' disgrace
Grinnin' like a fool with that smoke-stained face!
"I Brake for Pussy," that's his creed
Pedal to the floor, chasin' every need!
Rollin' through the dirt, king of the crude
Skinny-ass fool with a big 'tude!
"I Brake for Pussy," hear him shout
Highway hero no one cares about!
He's swervin' through lanes, flickin' butts at the wind
"Keep On Truckin'," yeah, he's sinned!
"Pussy Patrol" on his rusted-out gate
Thinks he's a stud, but he's third-rate!
Wife beater's torn, pits stinkin' to hell
Obnoxious as fuck, but he can't tell!
"I Brake for Pussy," that's his creed
Pedal to the floor, chasin' every need!
Rollin' through the dirt, king of the crude
Skinny-ass fool with a big 'tude!
"I Brake for Pussy," hear him shout
Highway hero no one cares about!
"Honk If You're Horny," he's wavin' goodbye
"Flash Your Tits," babe, he's ridin' high!
"I Brake for Pussy," scratched in the rust
Trucker hat king kickin' up dust!
Yeah, he's a dick on wheels—deal with it!
Written by: Shannon Cronin
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