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Awkward Elevator (feat. McGwire)
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Awkward Elevator (feat. McGwire) was released on January 30, 2026 by JT Machinima, LLC as a part of the album Awkward Elevator - Single
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Release DateJanuary 30, 2026
LabelJT Machinima, LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM106

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
JT Music
JT Music
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Timothy Christian Ames
Timothy Christian Ames
Lyrics, Composer

Lyrics

VERSE 1 - People suck
Hands up
If you live under a rock
Pistol on your hip, probably cocked
Doomsday won't come as a shock
To us, want a can of tuna? Got 'em in stock!
What a wonderful world for plunderin' junk
I love rubbish - cuz if you rummage enough
You might wind up findin' diamonds in the rough
Even if it's some other guy's garbage ya pick up
Look, I won't shoot you if you don't shoot me
We both know loot doesn't grow on loot trees
I'm a solo smuggler - with no Wookie
But I'll be the one who shot first if you push me
So you better come in peace! I swear on my honor
I'll be the Kyle Reese to your Sarah Connor
By that I mean I'm gonna bang your momma
Ask any matriarch - I am a motherfucker
Can you feel the tension grow?
Ain't the kind you call sexual
"Tell me now, are you friend or foe?"
Let me put you on your knees and then I'll let you know
CHORUS A
Beg for a little mercy, that's polite
If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights
Oh darlin'
Good, bad, ugly - what's your vibe?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine
Gonna be an awkward elevator ride
*Elevator music, awkward interaction*
Background Lyrics:
"Buongiorno da Speranza!
Come ti chiami?
Dov'e il bagno?"
VERSE 2 - Robots suck
After you first wet your feet though
You'll learn of worse things than thirsty people
Which come from above, don't know why, don't know how
But they walk, and they fly, and they leap and they bound
Are we living in a black mirror episode?
All I can hope is they don't stick me with a probe
"This one is kinda cute!" That's a fireball
And if its sights are set upon you - time to roll
AI might make us obsolete
You gotta be the type that bots cannot delete
I'm a raider of the ARC, like Indiana Jones
I love Harrison Ford, if by now you didn't know
CHORUS B
So take off your tinfoil hats
It's our time to shine
The world's already ended
What's left of it is mine
Topside's full of treasure
Plenty to go 'round
The more of us there are
The less inbreeding goin' down
VERSE 3 - just watch yo'self
Don't go sittin' on fences
Whatever you do, never lower your defenses
I hate everyone, except my friends
I'm hopping on the "extroverted-introvert" trend
When I've had enough social interaction time
I grab a phone, and get on the extraction line
Even with rats up my ass like bottomfeeders
Nothing can make me jump like a tumbleweed does
Shot - of adrenaline - no more stoppin'
Got to check over both shoulders - swappin'
Pop a smoke grenade when a clanker spots me
And like a cold case, they'll eventually drop me
I keep comin' back - tougher than a cockroach
Addicted to the cycle like a Peloton coach
Mama taught me to recycle to save the planet
Scrappy, grab a flag - now we're ready to plant it
CHORUS A
Beg for a little mercy, that's polite
If you run your mouth, I'll knock out your lights
Oh darlin'
Good, bad, ugly - what's your vibe?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine
Gonna be an awkward elevator ride
SKULL
Elevator
Ride on my awkward elevator
If you can't make it, see you later
Every Arc Raider on this ride
Just be glad you got inside
Harrison Ford e
Il mio amore
Harrison Ford e
Il mio amore
Written by: Timothy Christian Ames
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