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Becoming A Man
Standup Comedy
Becoming A Man was released on March 13, 2026 by Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company as a part of the album I'm Not Fat I'm Fluffy
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Release DateMarch 13, 2026
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM129

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel Iglesias
Producer

Lyrics

A lot has changed, though, man
For those of you that don't know by now
I finally became a dad
Yeah
Thank you, hell, yeah
He's ten
Surprised me, too
Yeah, they found me
And it's not what you think
I didn't discover that I had a lost child
It's just that I hooked up with a beautiful woman
Who had a pre-started family
So, basically, I became a stepfather
You know, I just took over the payments
Best part for me is that my new son looks exactly like me
He's fluffy, too
Ten years old, 162 pounds
Yeah, he's a little, damn!
And he's the cutest kid
You talk to him
His name is Frankie
He's like, "Frankie, what do you like to do?"
"I like microwave burritos and PlayStation"
Me, too
Only problem is he wakes up early
Five o'clock every morning
"Gabriel!"
What? I'm hungry? Me too, make something
And he does, I can hear him in the kitchen
Making Hot Pockets, you know
Freaking and he opens the door and doesn't close it
And the whole house freaking
Oh, Hot Pocket delicious, oh
Oh, my god
And he's so cute because right now he's going through puberty
And I think it's hysterical
His mom doesn't think so, she's like, "No"
I go, "Yeah, I caught him checking out a girl"
"Who do you know?"
"I was looking at her, too
She was hot"
And I told my girl, I said
"Baby, don't worry, if he has any questions"
"I'll be the man, I'll take care of it"
'Cause I went through puberty at ten
And she's like, "Oh, thank you"
I said, "Don't worry, I took care of it"
You know, hey
I went through puberty at ten, I understand
Plus I had cable, so it was hardcore, you know
You know, what's the difference now is
That now you can program channels not to work
You couldn't do that 20 years ago
You couldn't block a kid unless you stayed up
My mom knocked out at ten
And right around 11:45
"The following program has not been rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America"
"Due to its graphic sexual content, viewer discretion is advised"
I was ten years old, I lost my mind
I'm sitting on that couch, all of a sudden
Are you ready?
Uh-huh, oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
Are you ready?
I'm done!
And you know what's crazy?
Is I know what's happening at my house now
'Cause one night I heard, "Yeah"
What's he doing? Becoming a man
And I was curious
I'm like, "I wonder what he's watching"
So I started flipping through my channels
Trying to find something that would spark interest
Sure enough, he's watching Cinemax
Uh-huh
And I know that's what he's watching
That guy's clapping, hell, yeah, Gochino
Yeah, I know
I know that's what he's watching
Because out of my TV, I'm getting direct sound
And then I'm getting like a little delayed echo down the hall
You know? So it's like, "Uh, uh, yeah"
Yeah, oh, oh, yeah
I saw him the next morning
I said, "What were you doing last night?"
"I was playing Nintendo"
Yeah, whatever, you're playing Wii
And now he's like
Uh-huh
Written by: Gabriel Iglesias
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