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Drinking & Driving
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Drinking & Driving was released on March 6, 2026 by Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company as a part of the album Hot and Fluffy
March 6, 2026
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LanguageEnglish
BPM190
Melodicness
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Valence
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As I say, you just got to be careful, you know
And if you're gonna drink and you are thinking about driving
Don't do it, you know, it's not a good idea, because, like I say
You know, when you're drunk, you know, when you're drunk
You're doing laps in the parking lot and you can't find the exit, hello
Some of you make it out to the streets
You know, when you're drunk, you're like, you know
Behind you, you hear, "Ah"
Shut up, stupid!
You know, if you hear, if you hear the magical sound
One of two things will pop into your head
Either one, "I'm okay, I'm fine, I can beat this"
Or two, "I'm gonna go to jail, I'm gonna go to jail
I'm gonna go to jail, I gotta let you go, babe, I'm gonna go to jail
Tell the kids I love 'em, bye"
I'm going to tell you right now, again
If you can make the police laugh, you have a chance
If you do get pulled over for drunk driving, okay
Pull over as slowly and as safely as you can
Get over there
Now, if you know for a fact that you are gonna go to jail
Okay, you're already, I'm gone, have a little fun
I don't mean take off in a high-speed pursuit, no, no, no, no
Don't do that because you're not going to get very far
I mean, if you're drunk and you know you're gonna go to jail, you know
And you have tinted windows, have a little extra fun
Take off your seatbelt, jump over to the passenger side
Throw your seatbelt back on, and just wait for the cop
You have no idea how bad you're going to throw his ass off, you guys
He's going to come over to the driver's side with a flashlight
Oh, you're sitting there, he was here a second ago
I don't know where he went, "Excuse me?" What?
"Me drive?" Oh, hell no, I'm fucked up
That's sad because I know some of you are going to try it, man
You're like, like do what the fat guy said, do it
And for the record, I'm not fat, I'm fluffy
For those of you who still don't know, there are five levels of fatness
Fluffy is one of the levels
There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy, and damn!
I'm still number four
People go, how do you know when you're number five?
Well, because people will tell you, you know?
If you try to get on an elevator that's crowded
And people stop you and go, "Mm-mm, damn!"
If you go to disneyland and little kids want to ride you
"I want to get on that one"
Damn
Written by: Gabriel Iglesias
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