Man I was just playin' I was just playin' man

White girl thought it was some coke I just sold her snow

Why you talkin' backwards to me you the boldest hoe

I just told you so

I dropped an album named Todd and won a golden globe

I dropped my pants she thought it was the neck of a golden goose

I ain't fuckin' on no black girls they forbidden fruit

I changed my mind how the fuck I forget the lube?

I slipped her a five for some mouth like the fairy tooth

I meant the tooth fairy

I install garage doors and pick blueberries

You don't catch Todd slippin' he do rarely

I got a concealed carry in my horse carriage

If Cole said he wanted to be a miner I'ma dig for gold

I'm in a shed in my backyard and I'm fixin' tools

I got a question would you date your sister or Euphoria Jules

I would rather never see a coochie at a Christian school

Finna shank him then I take his food these are prison rules

I'm talkin' down to his ass he get ridiculed

He movin' kinda queer Eminem on the interview

I go out to Chili's homeless guy eatin' pigeon food

I reach out my hand and I ask him if he needs some help

He said yeah give me a twenty or go to hell

Best I could do is a Four Loko at the local Shell

Tub of lard he like Mr Krabs with a broken shell

She said she's wide open and she's wet like a open well

I'm banging 804 I'm reppin' the Commonwealth

I need to hit a million streams I guess time will tell

Shottz is the DDD until he's inside a cell

What can I say yeah the guy's a great drunk driver

I was just diggin' for gold now I'm a sunken diver

I'm the punch guy I'm very good at one-liners

I pour the gasoline on my head then I dump fire

I need a pacifier on rapid fire who needs work for hire that blows up like a geyser when I'm inside her

It's Cole Myer I chop down cherry trees and stay away from liars

Your finest eater is my first desire

Yuh

Man I was just playin' I was just playin' man (Okay)

I'm goin' Hollywood the first chance that I get

I wanna carry stones on my back let's go to Egypt

Me and Todd playin' Battlefront bro you shot my sea-ship

You believe in Bigfoot but you second-guess Jesus

You would second-guess Einstein and say he's not a genius

I want a milly on the gram have you liked my most recent?

Uh she keep openin' my door when I'm bold and undecent

I rock her back and forth she said Cole I'm gettin' seasick

We could be together but you're bi why you like chicks?

You are not a hero little buddy you're a sidekick

I guess I can't say too much I'm still in the sticks

2026 I gotta illegally stream Netflix

Too many girl problems I'm a man what can I fix

I mean I need a fix I turn into a fein

But I ain't Travis Scott I ain't killin' teens

I want Sydney Sweeney gifts wrapped in American Eagle jeans while I'm playin' make believe in Maybelline

She's naked in my dreams and now I'm seein' double Ds

You could be my jumpin' bean on ketamine or ecstasy that's your routine

I'm workin' out like Marines who need sunscreen and suffer insufficient soybean but refuse to inject morphine

I'm in the club hard dick in my hand playin' Willie Nelson

I wanna save all my friends so I know that they go to heaven

I trust Indian guys who work at the 7-Eleven

But I'll never forgive them for 9-Eleven

Yuh worked hard for a long time I'm a go-getter

I gotta answer Todd's question not my sister

She wanna paint my face orange and give me whiskers

I want a yellow brick road after the twister