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Glad
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Glad was released on September 4, 2026 by Cole Myer's Studio as a part of the album Glad - Single
September 4, 2026
LabelCole Myer's Studio
LanguageEnglish
BPM149
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

I'm gonna call Ro
I wanna glaze enough and get a chain, call me Ak
I wanna buy a maid, fill her with hate, and talk smack
They want me on the street eatin' chicken like I'm Kodak
First red flag was when she asked me about my Zodiac
Second red flag was when she took me out my habitat
Scholastic Book Fair, you can catch me in the almanac
She got a note ahead of me, she said "pass it to the back"
I said, nah, I open it up and then I read that
She went to college with a Chromebook, want an iMac
She said, you great at doin' everything that I lack
You my flower, you my flower, you my lilac
She just want my pollen, she don't care about a stack
I wear the star of David and support AIPAC
I'm tryna make it in the game, that's what it takes to rap
I told her, I don't want your push-ups, do a jumpin' jack
I make them jump, but they say my gig is just a jag
I'm in the thrift store, now you see me poppin' tags
I'm Macklemore, I'm penny-pinchin' every single rag
Straight face, chiseled jaw, I look like Clav, a Chad
XXX made Sad, Bad, never got to mad
Happy guy make song named Glad
I was in middle school before Happy Dad, I was playing smash or pass
Straight guy with testosterone, why you act with sass
I'm tryna go across the nation, tryna feed the mass
I ain't Bane or Yeat, I can't hide behind the mask
I've been searchin' for you, baby, see I found you yet at last
Sometimes you take risks, sometimes you just gotta ask
When I die, don't put me in the dirt, spread me with the ash
I go Frankenstein, I do the Monster Mash
My girl said, Jacob Elordi the only celebrity she'd smash
I said that I'd get Caitlyn Jenner, she ain't like that
I meant to say Kendall, I ain't talkin' iPad
I'm talkin' bout the sweater pug, I'm sayin' Rutabaga
LeBron switched up on Drake, so now I don't like the Lakers
I've always liked the Bulls, I guess MJ was in my makeup
I take you on a run through the hoops, but I ain't Sega
She wanna build me up to break me down, call me Jenga
I'm a boy tryna meet the world, where's my Topanga
I'm a rapper, with some lessons I could be a singer
Big bang, I'm watchin' Sheldon and I hit bazinga's
My shots hit the rim, they goin' in, I'm hittin' dinger's
I don't even ball, I'm in the mall, I'm in arenas
I can shark a girl out, but I ain't Jorjiana
I want a blonde head over heels for me, Rita
I want a palace and a sauce, Caesar
I want money right now, I am so eager
They told me to pipe down, cause I got an ego
He got fish to fry he spent his money on some Lego
I'm goin' broke, I just spent all my money on some B-roll
I'm just lookin' for another way that they can see Cole
Bad guy, he stepped outside, he probably needs to ask his P.O
Lookin' for a way inside this hoe, I'm goin' G.I. Joe
Written by: Cole Bradley Myer
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