There's people these days, they fit a certain description

The kind that go about huffing their spunk in liquid nitrogen

Now why'd you do that?

They've not a clue

They're browsing Aldi stationary sections thinking they'll get high off the glue

Now I'm speaking to them every day, they don't know one thing about what they say

All these people they can get to fuck, why'd you do that

You polo shirt cuck

All these bastards, they fucking reek of cheese

Bam, cheese boy, cheese boy, cheese boy, cheese boy, get right back up off your knees

It's fucking manky, some people pay their rent with their feet

20,000 landlords lining up just for a soundbite of their queef

Now I'm speaking to them every day, they don't know one thing about what they say

All these people they can get to fuck, why'd you do that

You polo shirt cuck

Yes, well I go about freezing my spunk in liquid nitrogen so one day I can unfreeze it and have children

With a very beautiful Russian or Ukrainian lady

With big long legs

Now I'm speaking to them every day, they don't know one thing about what they say

Now I'm speaking to them every day, they don't know one thing about what they say