album cover
Pub Wank
album cover
Pub Wank was released on April 3, 2026 by Gunga Records as a part of the album Luxury Urine
April 3, 2026
LabelGunga Records
LanguageEnglish
BPM151
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

Went down the pub, for a couple of pints
Up to the bar, I get a half 'cos my money's tight
Then I say thanks, but who's this over here
And why's he having a pub wank
Okay, what the fuck is wrong with this man
He's tugging one out to Show Biz Kids by Steely Dan
And when I think about the song, do it again
I think about a pub wank
Now one old day, I was feeling bored
Monotonous tasks left me wanting just a little bit more
So I head down to the pub
Start whipping round the sack
That's right, I was having a pub wank
A pub wank
So now you know that it's okay
You can indulge no matter what they say
So when you're feeling down, maybe a little bit sad
No need for an excuse, just watch where you splooge
Written by: Ruaridh Gilmour
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