Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars, some thirty license plates

I saw her Mustang

And my eyes filled up with rage

I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool

So I walked right in bare-handed

She was on his arm while he was playing pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer

She didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex girlfriend

I watched her for a while

But I didn't like her walk

Came across kinda cheap to me

But hey, how's that my fault?

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate

I wanna pitch

Little bitch

Well, those pretty girls can play their game

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Hey!

I started throwing things, and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath

Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail

'Cause baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail

I'm mad as hell

Well, those pretty girls they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend