Homecoming (Gentlemen Drivers Rave Remix)

Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie

On day one, I met her hot step-daughter

She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan

As she stepped out of her massive car

I could only notice she was more than fuckable

I think she was coming back from the game or something

Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms

On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild; she's such a slut

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true, just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true, just like a song by blink-182

Okay, listen girls: I met the hottest guy ever

Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?

Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest British accent ever

Straight away, I could tell he was rocker

From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me

Mmm, he is totally awesome! Oh my God, I think I'm in love!

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true, just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true, just like a song by blink-182

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

It was so nice to meet you; the pleasure was mine, I do like you

Come to Cancún for spring break; I'll think about it, it could be great

And don't forget to send me a friend request!

As if...