She Sends Me

She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me She even likes artichoke hearts like me She likes corn Corn on the cob She eats cornflakes before she goes to her job Well shes an artist, shes got everything she needs Shes very modest Got a bruise on her knee Shes got a mole on her back Its hairy and black Shes got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black Chorus: Well i wanna be her hero Wanna be her man Well i wanna be her lover any way i can And i wanna be her friend and im doing all i can Cuz i love her little smiles and all the letters she sends She sends me Shes a dopey little girl and her names not nancy In her own little world her names diane She likes to play piano Love to hear her play She likes to talk to me I love to hear her say She loves me a whole freakin lot She loves me a whole freakin lot She loves me a whole freakin lot Oh she loves me a whole freakin lot (Chorus)