I've Underestimated My Charm (Again)

Oh, like many a male, I get angst in my pants And goddamn it to hell, It don't help if I dance And you, you're not doing too well All the blogs are about you, girl They caught you in the park after dark Giving head to a statue, girl Oh, cruel! I didn't mean to do you no harm I just underestimated my charm And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh baby You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth, all right I Didn't mean to do you no harm I just underestimated my charm And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh baby You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth, all right now You're on your honeymoon And you're sending me notes You hope to see me soon, You've got "see" wrapped in quotes I used to find it funny to say, "What's your man got to do with me?" But then I saw him downtown, Placing bets on the hounds He was as big as a house! We can't be messin' around! I didn't mean to do you no harm I just underestimated my charm And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh baby You're too much sugar for my sweet tooth, all right I Didn't mean to do you no harm I just underestimated my charm And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh baby You're too much sugar for my... Bom bom, bom bom, bom bom, bom bom Beep beep, beep beep, boooo Bom bom, bom bom, bom bom, bom bom Beep beep, beep beep, boooo (Repeat in background) Oooh, every time we kiss, It's like an inside joke I always miss. Our love is like a tug-of-war Don't touch me girl, I can't hug no more! Every time we kiss, It's like an inside joke I always miss. Our love is like a tug-of-war Don't touch me girl, I can't hug no more! Whoa oh oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh ohhh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh