Love Me Already

My girl's been a real whore Spending her time with Theodore Now Teddy, he's my best friend But with friends like these Who needs enemies? My mother, she told me "You're being silly Talking talking crazy" Don't tell me what my problem is Just tell me what she's doing at his Apartment at night I didn't get an invite Tonight on my birthday That ain't half right My best boy, Teddy That skeezer, how could he? Goddamn it, girl, just love me already! Can't you love love love me already? Love love love me already, baby Love love love me already Love love love me already, baby My father, he told me "Biting or begging Love hurts your knees You can't treat women like hotels Why should she love you? She knows you so well" Now I'm at a payphone Humming so slow To her busy tones Now I knock on Ted's door Keeping time with my heartbeat (Now he knocks on Ted's door Keeping time with his heartbeat) Now I knock on Ted's door Keeping time with my heartbeat The whore lets me in, and it looks like a party Surprise! Surprise! It's your party, baby I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me Yeah, Teddy and I, we kept it all on the sly So baby, don't cry And please won't you try To love me already? Love me already So baby, don't cry And please won't you try So baby, don't cry And please won't you try To love love love me already? Love love love me already, baby Love love love me already Love love love me already, baby Love love love me already Love love love me already, baby Love love love me already Love love love me already, baby Ready, baby Ready, baby Ready, baby Oh oh oh, uh oh oh!