That's How I Beat Shaq

And it goes And it goes And it goes a little something like this Hit it! (Come On) Here we go! Yo guys check it out Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story? Come on AC!) I was hanging at the court, just playing some ball Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all) I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me But then I saw a shadow, it was 12 foot 3 It was Shaquille O'Neal (What! What did he say?) "How about some one on one? You wanna play?" I told him why not, I got some time But when I beat you real bad try not to cry Please, Aaron are you for real? One on One with Shaquille O'Neal? Yeah, 34 center from the LA Lakers You must of been nervous? I knew I could take him! Scared of Shaq? Psych him out I said O'Neal you're in my house now Start the game, the whistle blows Pay attention close guys, the story goes It's like boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq! Boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq! So check it out I thought I had the lead But then he starts scoring mad points on me I was scoring up bricks (Was he hitting all the shots?) I knew there was a way that I could make it stop I had a plan, I could change the pace I said, yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoe lace (Huh?) He looked down, I stole the ball I'm takin him to school Now watch me y'all A three pointer, nothing but net Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, I'm catching up I guess he's getting nervous Because you know it ain't luck It's like boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq! Boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq! Because that's how I beat Shaq Dunk after dunk Jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man) Dunk after dunk Jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man) Announcers were shocked Couldn't believe it was real (I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal!) One more second then it was all that remained I put the ball up I put him to shame I must admit that it sounds real crazy But the ball went in and then he cried like a baby Sorry Shaq I should have let you win You're good too And we can still be friends Fans went nuts They put me on their shoulders Then I heard a voice And it sounded like my mothers Get up for school, you're gonna be late Mom, can't you see that I'm playing a game How can you be playing if you're still in bed? Are you getting sick? Did you hit your head? Oh man it was all a dream I guess that kind of thing could never happen to me If it was a dream And it wasn't real How'd I get a jersey with a name O'Neal? Woah! Boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq! Boom! (Boom!) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam!) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam!) I swear that I'm telling you the facts Because that's how I beat Shaq!