That's How I Beat Shaq

And it goes

And it goes

And it goes a little something like this

Hit it

Come on, get up, get up

Here we go

Get up, get up

Yo, guys, check it out, guess what happened to me?

(Another crazy story? Come on, AC)

I was hanging at the court just playing some ball

Working on my game (Yeah we heard it all)

I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me

But then I saw a shadow, it was twelve-foot-three

It was Shaquille O'Neal (What, what did he say?)

(How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?)

I told him why not, I got some time

But when I beat you real bad try not to cry

(Please, Aaron, are you for real?)

(One-on-one with Shaquille O'Neal?)

Yeah, thirty-four center from the LA Lakers

(You must've been nervous) I knew I could take him

Scared of Shaq? Psych him out

I said, O'Neal, you're in my house now

Start the game, the whistle blows

Pay attention close, guys, the story goes

It's like boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

Boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

So check it out, I thought I had the lead

But then he started scoring mad points on me

I was scoring up bricks (Was he hitting all the shots?)

I knew there was a way that I could make it stop

I had a plan, I could change the pace

I said, yo, Shaq, you didn't tie your shoe lace (Huh?)

He looked down, I stole the ball

I'm taking him to school now watch me, y'all

A three-pointer, nothing but net

Come on, Shaq, had enough yet?

Down by two, I'm catching up

I guess he getting nervous 'cause you know it ain't luck

It's like boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

Boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

Dunk after dunk, jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man)

Dunk after dunk, jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering (Aaron's the man)

Announcers were shocked, couldn't believe it was real

(I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal)

One more second was all that remained

I put the ball up, I put him to shame

I must admit that it sounds real crazy

But the ball went in and then he cried like a baby

Sorry, Shaq, I should've let you win

You're good too and we can still be friends

Fans went nuts, they put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice and it sounded like my mother's

(Get up for school, you're gonna be late)

Mom, can't you see that I'm playing a game?

(How could you be playing if you're still in bed?)

(Are you getting sick? Did you hit your head?)

Ah, man, it was all a dream

I guess that kind of thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal? O'Neal

Whoa

Boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

Boom (Boom) I put it in the hoop like slam (Slam)

I heard the crowd screaming out jam (Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq