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Lick Myself
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Comedy
Lick Myself was released on November 4, 2003 by Warner Records as a part of the album Come Poop With Me
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Release DateNovember 4, 2003
LabelWarner Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM123

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Performer
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Guitar
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Lead Vocals
Michael Merritt
Michael Merritt
Vocals
james Wormworth
james Wormworth
Drums
Jerry Vivino
Jerry Vivino
Saxophone
Scott Healy
Scott Healy
Piano
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Composer
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Producer
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Additional Producer
Brandon Karp
Brandon Karp
Assistant Engineer
Clayton Weber
Clayton Weber
Assistant Engineer
Hardi Kasani
Hardi Kasani
Assistant Engineer
Ike Zimbel
Ike Zimbel
Assistant Engineer
Max Feldman
Max Feldman
Assistant Engineer
Michael Stapp
Michael Stapp
Assistant Engineer
Rey Rivera
Rey Rivera
Assistant Engineer
Robert Adler
Robert Adler
Assistant Engineer
Steve Davis
Steve Davis
Assistant Engineer
Steve Sich
Steve Sich
Assistant Engineer
Ray James
Ray James
Co-Producer
Louie Teran
Louie Teran
Editing Engineer
Stewart Whitmore
Stewart Whitmore
Editing Engineer
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Executive Producer
Brooks Arthur
Brooks Arthur
Executive Producer
Stephen Marcussen
Stephen Marcussen
Mastering Engineer
Tim Conklin
Tim Conklin
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

To be a dog is to sit like a log
Watching people on the run
We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty
We have the real fun
'Cause I can lick myself, got to go
You guys have fun at the Broadway show
Lick myself, I'm the star
Have a good time at the sushi bar
Lick myself, eat my ham
Have a good time at the poetry slam
Lick myself, suck and squirt
You guys have fun at the Beck concert
They say that man is the higher species
Because of the opposable thumb
Well, man, I'll pass on playing guitar
For the way that I can come
Yes, I can lick myself, wet my cock
Have a good time watching "Schoolhouse Rock!"
Lick myself, taste my dick
You guys have fun at the Julia flick
Lick myself, self-fellate
You guys have fun on your double date
Lick myself, hydro-wank
Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank
So go ahead, man, and rule the world
And say you're the master race
You can operate complex machinery
While I sit on my own face
I simply lick myself, douse my pole
You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl
Lick myself, soak my meat
Have a good time at the staff retreat
Lick myself, wash my tool
Have a good time at the cooking school
Lick myself, polish my knob
You guys have fun with your finger job
I know an old setter who's now a bedwetter
He's deaf and has brittle hair
His hip is shot and he pukes a lot
But he don't fucking care
He can still lick himself, got to fly
You guys have fun renting "Cable Guy"
Lick myself, grease my rod
You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad
Tell 'em, bitch! ("Oh, I couldn't!")
Sing it! ("Alright!")
"Lick myself, munch my rug
Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug
Lick myself, chug my poon
Try to have fun on your honeymoon"
Lick myself, bathe my balls
You guys have fun making conference calls
Lick myself, I'm my own lunch
Have a good time making pineapple punch
"Lick myself, chew my hair
Have a good time at the Lilith Fair
Lick myself, tongue my tang
Have a good time at your friend's shebang"
Lick myself, slurp my scope
You guys have fun with your hand
And your bottle of liquid soap!
Written by: Robert Smigel
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