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Are you ready to get started? Keith What? Perhaps you better ask them again and they will respond Loudly and with genuine enthusiasm Are you ready to get started? Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made 'em cry. When the boys came out to play, They threw him out the window, the window, the window They threw him out the window! When the boys came out to play, they threw them out the window! OK it's your turn now Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses, and all the king's men They threw him out the window, the window, the window They threw him out the window! All the king's horses and all the king's men They threw him out the window! We now take requests Anybody holler out your favorite nursery rhyme Old Mother Hubbard, She went to the cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone But when she bent over, the doggy took over And threw her out the window, the window, the window He threw her out the window When she bent over, the doggy took over and threw her out the window Three blind mice, three blind mice See how they run. Let's throw them out the window The window, the window. Let's throw them out the window See how they run. Let's throw them out the window Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown He threw it out the window, the window, the window He threw it out the window Jack fell down and broke his crown He threw it out the window Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb. She threw it out the window, the window, the window She threw it out the window Mary had a little lamb. She threw it out the window! Keith. What? I'm getting bummed out, man. Why? I'm getting depressed, man. Why? Ask me why. Why? Because as I look at this audience, I do not see one request for Little Bunny Foo Foo and that's the truth. Not one You're looking in the wrong direction, Ezra I see several people with their Little Bunny Foo Foo Ears up in the air just like this You know as well as I do several people doesn't begin to cut it It needs to be unanimous That means everybody, everybody must Put their Little Bunny Foo Foo ears in the air Look, it's happening! Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice and Throwing them out the window, the window, The window. Throwing them out the window Scooping up the field mice and throwing them out the window It's storytime! Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood You sure are lookin good You're everything a big bad wolf could Throw him out the window, the window, the window. Throw him out the window You're everything a big bad wolf could throw him out the window And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Moms, dads, brothers, cousins, sisters, uncles, nephews, nieces And everybody out there wearing White tube socks this afternoon with pride We're gonna attempt something extremely difficult We're going to sing two nursery rhymes at the same time, a cappella Forcing you to use both halves of Your brain at the same time, a cappella Ezra, what are you doing? Would you get up? Tell us, what are you doing? A pretty fine imitation of you, my tiny friend I'm going to be singing Rub a Dub Dub Three Men in a Tub Ezra's will be singing Stairway to Heaven A massively popular and financially lucrative Nursery rhyme from the 1970s OK, so count it off One, TWO, THREE! Oh look, I may have blonde hair folks but I can count This is my part of the program that I call Dramatic Pause ONE, TWO, THREE! There's a lady that shows all that glitters is gold (Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub and who do you think they'd be) And she's buying a stairway (the Butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker) Throw it out the window, the window, the window Throw it out the window And she's buying a stairway (the butcher, The baker, the candlestick maker) throw it out the window