What I Want Is a Proper Cup of Coffee

It's now time to perk up, folks, with a song about coffee This next song is a history of the world As seen through the proper cup of coffee It is also a sing-a-long What we need for you to do is listen to the chorus the first time And then sing it with us each and every subsequent time after that A Sultan sat on his oriental mat in his harem in downtown Persia He took a sip of coffee, Just a drip, and he said to his servant Kersia "Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya! That's the worst cup of coffee in Persia!" 'Cause... Ok, if you don't know the words, listen up 'Cause this is part we want you all to sing properly All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a Proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea Have you got it? In days of old when knights and men Were bold, and whiskey was much cheaper Ben Turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper He said, "Stand and deliver! Can't you see that I'm all aquiver?" 'Cause... Help us out now All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a Proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea When Bonaparte found that he was in The cart and he lost that Waterloo fight He gave his sword to Wellington, my Lord, And he said "Those British can't half fight! Now you've had your Waterloo, sir. Tell me what am I having with you, sir?" 'Cause... All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a Proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea Well, we didn't reall exactly expect You to sing along with that last part since It was entirely in French This is, however, your last chance to sing along with Trout And quite possibly the most exciting part of the whole song Now King Solomon and his queen would Carry on so we heard in the ancient scandals He bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles And said the Queen of Sheba, "I'd rather have any old tea-bag." 'Cause... okay, sing it by yourselves All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot A lot of people are doing good, Ezra, but many of them are faking it It's a lot easier to fake it, folks, If you do it faster and clap your hands at the same time Let's go! All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a Proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea Faster now! All I want is a proper cup of Coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot but I want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are no use to me If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a