Double-Wide Dream

Well, I'm spoken for I got a ball and chain I even gave her my last name She's my anchor, she takes the wind out of my sails Can't move our trailer 'cause she sewed the wheels She's my plus one, you can do the math Top to bottom there's no better half And I love that pretty little country girl She's rockin' this redneck's world She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home She takes me as I am & loves me like she wants to Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew And makes me smile, as I make her scream Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream She likes to cuss & fight & she can drink all night And she can roll one up till I'm feelin' right She drives a truck with swampers and rims And an Alpine pumping through Kicker tens She dips snuff & she don't spit Never on the broad her shirts don't fit And I love that pretty little country girl She's rockin' this redneck's world She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home She takes me as I am & loves me like she wants to Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew And makes me smile, as I make her scream Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream Guns & dirt roads, cowboy boots & old blue jeans And she ain't no uptown hussy She's my down home trailer queen Well, I love that pretty little country girl She's what's rockin' this redneck's world She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home And I love that pretty little country girl She's rockin' this redneck's world She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home She takes me as I am & loves me like she wants to Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew And makes me smile, as I make her scream Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream The double-wide dream! We got double-wide dreams!