White Trash Story - II (The Deuce)

I gotta get this trailer rolling downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sitting here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

A Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is going straight to Hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

Now Junior, he's a little slow

He got 18 months for the plants he grows

And Mary Lou's back on a stripper pole to pay the bills

They got barefoot kids in cutoff shorts

That spend every week down at juvie court

For starting fights, selling Grandma's pills

Sarah Anne, she can't be found

I guess she got tired of being passed around

And planned a Waffle House wedding

On the morning of a one night stand

I gotta get this trailer rolling downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sitting here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

A Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is going straight to Hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

I guess dynamite fishing was a big mistake

'Cause my John boat's stuck at the bottom of the lake

I got weekend stays and six months community service

And there's a pit bull chained to every tree

With a cardboard sign that said pups are free

We got pink flamingos and blow up plastic pools

We like spotlight hunting and Natural Light

And the cops get called here every night

And there's a 12 gauge smoking

From a woman who can take a punch

I gotta get this trailer rolling downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sitting here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

A Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is going straight to Hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

My little sister's getting married today

And my dad's still in jail so I'll give her away

I'm gonna get hammered drunk

And light some shit on fire

I gotta get this trailer rolling downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sitting here still

The good times and the bad are all that's left

It's either house arrest or on parole

There's no turning back, I'm out of control

And this trailer park is going straight to Hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

I'm still first class white trash (If you can't tell)