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News Items
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Comedy
News Items was released on March 29, 2005 by Warner Records as a part of the album The Right to Bare Arms
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Release DateMarch 29, 2005
LabelWarner Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM153

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Performer
Jarod Miller
Jarod Miller
Musician
Kaelyn Miller
Kaelyn Miller
Musician
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Larry the Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy
Executive Producer
Donivan Cowart
Donivan Cowart
Recording Engineer, Mastering Engineer
J.P. Williams
J.P. Williams
Producer
Peter Strickland
Peter Strickland
Producer

Lyrics

I was watching the news the other day
I like watching the news
How about that girl who had sex with her student
You see that good looking teacher had sex
What in the world
I'm gonna go back and enroll in fourth grade
That's what I'm gonna do
That's a staying in school incentive right there
They oughta change that from No Child Left Behind
To No Child's Behind Left Alone
That's what they oughta do there
And the kids are telling everybody
Hey, she had
Shut up you dumbass
Good Lord, you get to be my age
Sitting around watching the Playboy channel
All by yourself
You'd be wishing you were back in the classroom
That happened to a buddy of mine's kid
Had sex with his teacher
Bad part there was he was homeschooled
So that would
I know, I'm with you
I totally agree with you
It's ridiculous
Rosie O'Donnell come out of the closet last year
Like that was a shock
It was a shock if she come out of any closet
Good Lord
She come out of the three car garage
Where she come out of
I think rednecks are the smartest people in the world
And I tell you I know that to be true
I'm telling you
Think about it
NASA shoots rockets into space
Every one of them pretty doggone smart
And they all rednecks
And I can guarantee you
People go how do you know that
Because they got two cars on Mars
And one of them is already up on blocks
Alright, that proves it right there
Written by: Larry the Cable Guy
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