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Charliesomething
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Charliesomething was released on November 17, 2000 by Claritone as a part of the album Pleading the First: Songs My Mother Hates
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Release DateNovember 17, 2000
LabelClaritone
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM162

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Eric Schwartz
Eric Schwartz
Songwriter

Lyrics

To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown
It's Charlie here
A lot of things have happened since you skipped town
For one, I'm queer
For about a year
I know of course you might be less than psyched
About the path I took
But I had to face the fact that I kinda liked
How Linus looked
Before he booked
'Cause Patty came out and left me shocked and confused
She shacked up with Marcie who was clearly abused
And I picked up a needle that had just been used before
Now Lucy's playing hockey, her team just won
The Stanley Cup
Schroeder dresses just like Beethoven did
And ties her up
And she barks like a pup
And the hunt is on for Linus but as you know
He's hard to catch
You see he found that lots of interesting things could grow
In the pumpkin patch
But the feds are no match
'Cause he and the red-haired girl split the scene
The psilocybin sultan and the cannabis queen
And Franklin shot Tupac and now he ain't nowhere to be seen
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa wa
Break it down!
Woodstock got eaten by the cat who lives next door
Snoopy got neutered and now he ain't Joe Cool no more
And he's still kinda sore
And Pigpen OD'd, was just a matter of time
He couldn't keep a job on account of the grime
And he couldn't face a future of small town crime no more
So write us all a letter and tell us how
The city is
Frieda said she saw you so tell me
How's the porno biz
My little sis
The porno biz
My little sis
Written by: Eric Schwartz
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