Charliesomething

To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, it's Charlie here A lot of things have happened since you skipped town For one, I'm queer, for about a year I know, of course, you might be less than psyched About the path I took But I had to face the fact that I kind of liked How Linus looked, before he booked Cause Patty came out and left me shocked and confused She shacked up with Marcy, who was clearly abused And I picked up a needle that had just been used before Now Lucy's playing hockey, her team just won the Stanley Cup Schroeder dresses just like Beethoven did and ties her up And she barks like a pup And the hunt is on for Linus, But as you know, he's hard to catch You see, he found that lots of interesting things could grow in the Pumpkin Patch But the feds are no match Cause he and the red-haired girl split the scene The psilocybin sultan and the cannabis queen And Franklin shot Tupac and now he ain't nowhere to be seen Break it down! Woodstock got eaten by the cat who lives next door Snoopy got neutered and now he ain't Joe Cool no more And he's still kind of sore And Pig Pen od'd, was just a matter of time He couldn't keep a job on account of the grime And he couldn't face a future of small-town crime no more So write us all a letter and tell us how the city is Freda said she saw you, so tell me how's the porno biz, My little sis, the porno biz, my little sis