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Prison Doc

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Prison Doc was released on May 22, 2026 by BSeenMedia as a part of the album Let's Hang

Song Details

AlbumLet's Hang

Release DateMay 22, 2026

LabelBSeenMedia

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM140

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Pete Correale

Spoken Word

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Pete Correale

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Jason Riggs

Producer

Lyrics

We ended up picking a documentary, a prison doc

I like those, I like those

'Cause it's one of those docs you can watch

Where you're glad that you're not there

This one threw me off

Starts out with a Nazi skinhead, right?

And he looks at the camera

He goes, "I murdered seven people

And I have to live with that every day

But if you saw the food that they serve us in here

And you put it next to cat food

You wouldn't even be able to tell the difference"

In my head I'm like, "Yeah, you lost me at 'I murdered seven people'"

You literally could've burst into flames

And I wouldn't even have stopped eating my Häagen-Dazs

But of course the reporter, right, this female

"Tell us more about the conditions"

Here we go, oh

"Tell me, what more don't you like, guy who murdered seven people?"

And then he goes, "What's there to say?

I mean, yeah, you get three square meals a day

An hour of rec time

You can play cards if you want

But you mostly just lay in bed all day

Taking naps and watching TV"

I look at my wife, I go, "If you close your eyes

This sounds like a commercial for Sandals"

My wife's like, "Prison is hardly a resort, Pete"

I'm like, "This is a swimming pool away from being all-inclusive"

Then they go on to explain they have another program

To curb prison violence, right?

These guys are getting four conjugal visits a month

Four, that's one more than me

That's crazy, I wouldn't even need all four

How embarrassing, I got the prison guard going to unlock my cell

I'm like, "Keep it locked, Jerry, my wife couldn't make it

Don't worry about it"

Then I gotta crack jokes like

"I guess I gotta get it twice next time, right?"

Oh man, my wife is not gonna do it in prison

I do couch, I do most of my work on the couch now

Like, couch operator

Usually starts out with a little foot rub

To let her know it's go time

Recently though, I'm rubbing my wife's foot

And she goes, "I appreciate the foot rub

But I just want you to know we're not doing it

After you rub my foot"

Well, uh, you can have your foot back

Appreciate you telling me while I was still on the first foot

Then of course it's a fight, right?

She's like, "I don't understand why you can't just rub my feet

Without doing it afterwards"

I'm like, "I don't understand why you can't just do it

After I rub your feet"

And she's like, "Well then we gotta close the shade"

She's always afraid people are gonna see

"We gotta close the shade, turn the TV off, turn the light off"

I try to tell her like, "We're at that age

We can do it on the front lawn with a spotlight on us

And everyone's either gonna turn away

If they look at us, it's just gonna be like

'Good for you guys, still doing it'"

And I'm like, "And by the way

Closing a curtain and turning off a TV is not that hard"

She acts like there's a cord of firewood on the couch

She's like, "We gotta move this cord of firewood

If we're gonna do it"

I'd be like, "Aight"

She's like, "The kid's gonna hear us"

Da-da-da-da

Written by: Pete Correale

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