I was chilling in the kitchen making me some food

And then the sound of the phone started to intrude

I picked it up, and the voice was for sure a dude's

Now that I think about it t

He voice was kinda rude

I picked it up, and I said quickly"Hello?"

This could be some kinda prank

But I don't know

But for sure

His voice sounded kinda spooky

And then he said to me"What's your favorite scary movie?"

Now that's a hard question

Well I'd have to think about it

I'd have to say, TCM

Even though it's doubted

And then I heard him say"Hmhmhm, that's a classic"

I hear the TV turn on

And I hear the static

And then I said to him"What's your favorite movie then?"

And he said to me"The one that we're both living in"

And then I said"W-w-w-wait, what you mean by that?"

What I mean by that is I'm about to fuckin' slit your back

Bang

Yeah I saw him jump out from behind the curtain

It almost gave me a heart attack, that's for certain

But I wasn't too scared, cause I've seen the movies

And they're dumb, cause they get blended like a smoothie

Instead of being stupid and running up the stairs

I make a good decision and drop kick him with my airs

I sent him flying through the window, and on his back

Now I gotta call the cops before his next attack

Scary movie, movie guy

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

Cops just wonder, wonder why

He sends the people to the sky

I'm hiding in my closet trying to call 911

And if I can't call them, oh yeah I have a gun

This turns to dial"911, what's your emergency""There's a man in my house on a killing spree!""It all started when this man called me on my phone""He was asking all these weird questions, I don't know"

And just for a second I thought I'd be fine

Until she went silent"Ah shit, my phone died"

I heard a weird bang come from the living room

And if anything happens, I got a broom

Oh yeah, I forgot I had a gun

So Mr. Killer, if I were you, I'd better run

I popped out the closet and tried shooting him

I missed the first time, but then I hit his chin

But to my surprise, he was unfazed

It's like he just shrugged it off and started running my way