Ah, my papa

E get one small problem oh

Na big big nyash

E no fit resist at all

My papa be good man for inside church

But when e see big nyash for road

E begin to sweat, e begin to dance

E forget say e marry my mama

Any woman wey carry big nyash

My papa go follow am go house

E no fit help am, e no fit calm down

Na I'm be I'm own wahala for this life

Big nyash, big nyash

My papa see am, e begin to dance

Big nyash, big nyash

My mama dey cry, my papa no glance

If e see big nyash for road

My papa forget I'm own house

Big nyash, big nyash

Na I'm be my papa's trouble

One time my mama cook am rice and stew

But my papa no chop

E say e no hungry

But later we see am for mama put

E dey buy stout for woman with big nyash

My mama ask am"why you do me like that?"

My papa look down, e look up

E say"Mama sorry oh, but the nyash too heavy"

My mama cry, my papa just laugh

Even for market, e no get rest

If my papa see big nyash for onion seller

E go buy onion wey e no need

E go follow am talk for one hour

One time e follow woman wey sell yam

Because the woman get big nyash

My papa buy ten yams wey spoil for fridge

My mama just shake head and say"God when?"

Big nyash, big nyash

My papa see am, e begin to dance

Big nyash, big nyash

My mama dey cry, my papa no glance

If e see big nyash for road

My papa forget I'm own house

Big nyash, big nyash

Na I'm be my papa's trouble

My papa no be bad man oh

E just love nyash too much

Especially when e be big like pillow

E no fit resist, e no fit say no

Sometimes I ask my papa"Papa, why you dey follow every nyash?"

My papa just smile and say"My son, wait till you grow up, you go understand"

One day my mama don tire

She buy big pillow for herself

She put am for back of her dress

She tell my papa"come see your wife"

My papa run come quick

E see the big nyash, e begin to dance

Then e realize say na my mama

E just laugh and say"Mama you win today"

Big nyash, big nyash

My papa see am, e begin to dance

Big nyash, big nyash

My mama dey cry, my papa no glance

If e see big nyash for road

My papa forget I'm own house

Big nyash, big nyash

Na I'm be my papa's trouble

My papa no be bad man oh

E just get one weakness

Big big nyash

God abeg help my papa

But make e no too help am oh

Because my mama don suffer

Big nyash papa

Big nyash papa

Ehn ehn

Na so e be

Amen