album cover
album cover
Be Like Me was released on August 14, 2026 by Many Hats Distribution as a part of the album Good Guy with a Gun!
August 14, 2026
LabelMany Hats Distribution
LanguageEnglish
BPM127
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

I make the thousand dollars
Every time I speak
Women want my number
And men want my physique
If being this attractive
And successful is a crime
Put my wrists in sexy handcuffs
'Cause I better do the time
When a stranger asks for money
I remind them to excel
Then I buy another Mustang
'Cause my old one lost the smell
And if I'm feeling guilty
While my shoes are being shined
I do mushrooms in a cold plunge
And then I'm feeling fine
If you work hard and believe enough
There's nothing you can't do
So basically it's your fault
You've ended up like you
Be like me
Live your own American dream
I'm the person you wanna be
Can't you see?
Everyone can be like me
You have a bunch of privilege
Life's hard for the rest of us
But privilege is available to anyone willing to seize it
I don't think that's true
My family rose from nothing
When we sailed across the waves
Except a couple acres
And some money, and some slaves
Now my cars are fabulous
Now my wallet's fat
I pulled my bootstraps up so much
They're basically a hat
My daughter is just like me
So she can never fail
She's gonna go to Harvard
Or worst case, go to Yale
She'll carry on my legacy
As top of every class
She's going through her liberal phase
But it's bound to pass
If she works hard and believes enough
There's nothing she can't do
So basically it's your fault
That you've ended up like you
Be like me
Literally turn into me
Or also else you'll have to settle
For being yourself
Everyone can be like me
You're wrong
I have to do this
Dear God
I wish everyone could be like me
Ron Barkley
It is I, God
What?
I placed in your hands a gun
A magical gun that makes people think like you
Before you use it, allow me to explain it work-
No time, I'm sorry God
What happened?
Silas?
I don't know what I was thinking
I do want a life like yours
You do?
Of course!
I back the blue, vote red, and love being white
I'm a conservative
Hold on, I wanna test something
Hey, what'd you do to me?
It's like you brainwashed me
I'm not a conservative
What the hell-
What the hell am I doing with my life?
I need a 9-5, a homemaking wife, and a very loud relationship with Christian God
I'm like you
I wished everyone could be like me
And now everyone can be like me
So I want everyone to
Vote like me
And gloat like me
Strut like me
Haircut like me
'Cause then they'd see
A way to be more free
And happy
And now everyone can be like me
Written by: Micah O'Konis, Philip Labes

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