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Bed Pan Man
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Bed Pan Man was released on January 1, 2007 by Capitol Nashville as a part of the album But I Could Be Wrong
January 1, 2007
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

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Lyrics

Some old dude didn't wanna retire
So he set the old folks home on fire
Yeah, they knew it was him, cause only he knew how
Cause he manned a flamethrower back at Guadalcanal
So he rigged a leaf blower to a gasoline can
He was sick of all the nurses and the raisin bran
He made sure the old ladies got out alright
N' then he burnt the fucker down on Thursday night
He had a lot of balls for a man his size
He was kinna hard to catheterize
Yeah Grand-daddy never was a bed pan man
When he had to go the shit hit the fan
Had all the Jello that he could stand
Yeah Grand-daddy never was a bed..pan..man!
Written by: Timothy C. Wilson
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