Shoplifters of the World Unite

Learn to love me

Assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow, and always

My only weakness is a list of crimes

My only weakness is well, never mind, never mind, oh

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

Learn to love me and assemble the ways

Now, today, tomorrow, and always

My only weakness is a listed crime

But last night the plans for a future war

Was all I saw on Channel Four

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

A heartless hand on my shoulder

A push and it's over

Alabaster crashes down

Six months is a long time

Tried living in the real world

Instead of a shell, but before I began

I was bored before I even began

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Unite and take over

Shoplifters of the world

Take over