Boyfriend

I met her on the dancefloor It must have been about 3 I could tell by the way she's looking at me That she likes me So I go and say hello "What's your name?" well she tells me it's Flo And I know that Pretty soon we're gonna dance Maybe later there could be some romance And I'm thinking, I might take a chance And suddenly she's holding my hand Well I'm thinking I could be her man I'm figuring she might be the one Well I can feel her hand is on my bum And now I'm thinking that maybe we could be drinking back at my place So I put my hand to her face Trace the line of her cheek I tell her we could stay in bed for the whole of next week And she smiles at me, She says so evenly "you know, That'd be just fine with me... If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah yeah I could be your friend Whoa whoa If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah Yeah But I do so I've got to Keep my hands off you So feeling rejected, I head back to the bar Frustrated to have got so far then get knocked back So now I'm knocking back a jar When suddenly I spot this hottie from afar And the next thing I know she's next to me Asking if I wanna do some ecstasy My curiosity gets the best of me Because the look that she's giving says sex to me And I think that maybe we're falling in love Well her lips they fit me like a glove I lean in and whisper in her ear Whoa baby let's get out of here She takes me by the hand, says That'd be just grand If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah yeah I could be your friend Whoa whoa If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah Yeah But I do so I've got to Keep my hands off you Of you, off you My hands of you My hands off you Cos you've got a boyfriend, yeah yeah You can't be my friend No whoa oh oh Yeah you've got a boyfriend Yeah yeah yeah So I guess it's best If I keep my hands off you It's time to leave now my head is aching My heart can't take another breaking I should be taking a taxi home alone not procrastinating But then I feel a hand on my hips And I turn around and see those lips Her make-up painted on so thick That I swear it's dripping on her chips And she looks me in the eye, she says "Hello there sexy guy!" But I see through the lies I see through the smile cos I'm getting wise "You've got a boyfriend, haven't you? I've heard it all before You can't be my friend Yeah I know your game love Yeah you've got a boyfriend Well I can see it in your eyes She says "Actually I'll have know I don't thankyou very much!" "But if I didn't have a husband, six kids and a dog Well maybe I would give you a snog But I do yeah, in fact that's him over there The one coming at you waving that chair And I think that, well boy you'd better run Otherwise you're gonna come get some And I think I must've run all the way home. If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah yeah I could be your friend Whoa whoa If I didn't have a boyfriend Yeah Yeah But I do so I've got to Keep my hands If I didn't have a boyfriend I could be your friend If I didn't have a boyfriend But I do so I've got to Keep my hands Off You