Hey guys, who wants to learn a hot new dance?

Ok, now step, and slide

And touch the wall

Touch the wall

Touch it again

Touch it again

Touch it one more time

Touch it one more time

Touch it again

Otherwise bad things will happen!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Woo!

Now slide to the right

Slide to the right

Slide to the right

Never to the left

Slide to the right

Never to the left

Turn around

Is there a rapist behind you?

Turn around

Are you sure there's not a rapist?

What's today's date?

It's the twenty-first!

Is that divisible by seven?

Yes it is!

Gotta buy a bag of twinkies

So your dog won't die!

Your thoughts and actions have the power to alter the course of human existence!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Now wash your hands

Or your Dad'll get AIDS

Wash your hands

What if he already has AIDS?

Wash your hands

What if he gave you AIDS?

Wash the AIDS off your hands

Wash the AIDS off your Dad

And stop! Did you leave the stove on?

I don't know...

Time to retrace your steps!

Ok, so we washed the AIDS off our hands, we counted to sixteen, we bought some twinkies, slid to the right, slid to the right, slid to the right, slid to the right, count of sixteen again, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall... oh, car, there's a car! Don't step on the cracks, don't step on the cracks...