Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

They've served him well, He scored a couple of goals

But now it's time they say good bye

Although they've been useful and they're not worn out yet

If he wants to climax, he'll have to change the story

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

When he's curling, He'll look sadly at the rocks and which is when a take outs call

And moving rocks in the house it's too close to home, but the miss is how he's had the header

Now he sits at home with his dog and the remote, a can of beer a bag of frozen peas

Reflecting on the loss of his marbles, he'll never like the letter "V'

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls