Shortcuts (Tobuscus Animated Music Video)

I need some shortcuts So I can be the very best Employee of all I need some shortcuts So I can navigate office software At lightning speed A storm is a brewing Of productivity Inside of a cubicle Assigned to me The task at hand Fall one by one Victim to the weapons Of mass production (Oo oo, production ah ah) I need some shortcuts So I can be the very best Employee of all I need some shortcuts So I can take this company To the next level I scale the corporate ladder Far in the lead Make it up to the top Kick it down to the street Then down from the clouds Descends upper management Sparing no expense On making an entrance The safely land on the Corporate building roof And then assume position For the final interview (Upper management) Opens a binder with Silver rings of three Then out came a question Somewhat suddenly And I answered the question They questioned my answer I questioned their question They questioned my question I sat there for what seems like forever Just questioning answers And answering questions Then finally I just Cut to the chase and Asked them about my promotion And they answered the question I questioned their answer They answered my question They answered my answer And apparently one can be So productive Nothing else need be produced (Dang it!) I'll keep that in mind at my next job Where my output will be Greatly reduced