Miracles

We got a theory You see Mike, we got a theory About magic and miracles (that's right, that's right) If magic is all we've ever known Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday Oceans spanning beyond my sight And a million stars way above 'em at night We don't have to be high to look in the sky And know that's a miracle opened wide Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas And everything chilling underwater, please Hot lava, snow, rain and fog Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs And I've seen eighty-five thousand people All in one room, together as equals Pure magic is the birth of my kids I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids The sun and the moon, and even Mars The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars UFOs, a river flows Plant a little seed and nature grows Niagara Falls and the pyramids Everything you believed in as kids Fucking rainbows after it rains There's enough miracles here to blow your brains I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco bay It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away And music is magic, pure and clean You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?) Music is all magic You can't even hold it (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) It's just there in the air (Are you a believer in miracles?) Pure motherfucking magic Right? This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air, and dirt Fucking madness, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed Solar eclipse, and vicious weather Fifteen thousand Juggalos together And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet Taking nothing for granted I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly Miracles ain't nothing to lie Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy And my little boy looks just like daddy Miracles each and every where you look And nobody has to stay where they put This world is yours for you to explore There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors The Dark Carnival is your invitation To witness that without explanation Take a look at this fine creation And enjoy it better with appreciation Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast The wonders of the world, mysteries the most Just open your mind, and it ain't no way To ignore the miracles of every day (and that's real) And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?) Magic everywhere in this bitch (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) It's all around you, you don't even know it (Are you a believer in miracles?) Shit's crazy (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) (So many miracles, the magic miracles) Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Well, we're here (fuck you) We came all the way to Ass, Nevada Come on Where's the show and where's our money? They brought me here all the way from England Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds? When's the fuckin' show gonna start already? What I wanna know is where in the hell Is my goddamn hundred thousand pounds And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker? Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo) Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the fuck) Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing I didn't come all this way to stand around here With all these goddamn tadpoles (let's go) Stop this shit so we can get paid I came a long way to see this shit!