Big Nose

Hey, Daniel Yo? You ever thought about what it might be like to have a smaller nose? Sometimes, I mean, I wrote a song about it in 2016 Oh, really? Yeah, man, you wanna hear it? I don't think I really have a choice Someone told me, someone told me, someone told me, someone told me Someone told me something and it goes like this You got a big nose, I can feel it when we kiss It's pressing on my face whеn I wanna feel your lips I want a jet ski, but you got a battleship And I'm like, "Oh snap, would you look at this crap?" My nosе is now the focus of a lover to attack This side of things, I've got a shoddy center of my face When her banging body makes a naughty thought begin to shape, what? I've got a big, I've got a big nose And yours (yours) does not even (I can't even) It does not come close (ahem) Fix it up with surgery Smaller nose with urgency Rhinoplasty, fix a nasty Facial forming circuitry Got a big nose, so round and bulbous Don't lie, in your eyes, I can see you know this Porous, it's so abhorrent, arborous You're born with this overachieving olfactory organ W-w-wait, no, simplify like Thoreau If you think my beak is for show, get lost (real fishy) Nemo! My nose is so big it's almost unfair One day it'll make me a millionaire My nose can detect particles in the air It can smell everything that you don't know was there The dye from your knee-high blue sock wear The scent from the vent from the White House there Obama's in the office and the caucus ain't fair The type of shampalonie that you use up in your hair? (Shampalonie?) It's Italian! Alright Down to the nitty and the gritty right quick Start talking, you got options, use a hot chick Little slick trick and your brain'll stick 'Cause when you got a big nose, then you got a big... Heart (La, la, la, la) you've got a big heart (La, la, la, la) you've got a big heart (La, la, la, la) a big throbbing heart (La, la, la, la) I've got a big heart, and dick So, you want to, uh Uhm, no