Weigh

I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it, what do you say?

Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors

And pick all the little prickly hairs

So I can weigh them, what do you say?

Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

I'd like to gather all your friends

And squish them into a small swimming pool

So I can weigh them, what do you say?

Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?

So much to do so why, why weigh?

On a sunny day, why weigh, hey?

Why weigh, why, why weight?

I'd like to have hear my options

So I can weigh them, what do you say?

Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?

So much to do so why, why weigh?

On a sunny day, why, why weigh, hey?

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why

Oh why, oh why, oh why, oh why

Oh why, oh why, oh why, why weigh?